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medicine mention, silly 

also, a painkiller for the butt: asspirin

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medicine mention, silly 

a painkiller for below the ankles only: parafeetamol

those pants that can zip off into shorts but for every piece of clothing

"mastodon mor elike [sic] gay"
– @natalie@masto.ninja, unprompted

a Half-Life: Opposing Force and The Legend of Zelda crossover where there's the Great HECU Tree

never forget that one soldier in Metal Gear Solid 2 that exclaimed "A Dud!?"

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