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oh fucksake so now i had an ingrowing eyelash it turns out. THAT'S why my eye was so friggin sore. fucksake.

managed to grab it out with some tweezers. that was a touch nervewracking.

@TMWReviews
10 let newattempt = 1
20 if pooptoot$ = good then goto 50
30 let pooptoot$ = pooptoot$ + newattempt
40 next newattempt
50 print pooptoot$

@theoutrider oh shit is THAT what that thing was about!? fuck me. I was wondering what was with all the goofy-ass cursed pokemon models

wow okay that was quick, the spambot got taken out immediately after I reported it. nice

@cozykaffe@snouts.online UUGH fucksake, there's another one of them that just spammed me again. I just blocked the fucking thing yesterday, it's making accounts on hosts all over the place

i have officially sold out

all my pooptoots now come with a premium option of 5 sknqbucks per pooptoot. If you view a premium pooptoot you must pay for it or be charged with pooptoot piracy. I do however offer Free to Toot options, which are just as good! Here's an example!

(To see the free example please pay 5 sknqbucks)

Hey so uh

Turns out

There's a cooking mama game for phones?

And it's... So far pretty good???

"ah, Mood, or some say Big Mood. Do you hear our Sames?"

A sweet summertime Pel by beelzbat on twitter (old but relevant piece)!

@theoutrider apparently yes it is.

it's basically Yakuza/Yakuza Kiwami/Yakuza 0 but Hugeass Burly Men other Hugeass Burly Men into explosions as well.

deliberately upsetting abelist language / instance defederation suggestion 

Found an other free speech instance with nothing better to do than try and trigger people for attention. Here's your attention, I guess.
Instance: gameliberty.club
Receipt:
gameliberty.club/@matrix/10227

@kasia@godforsaken.website "IF YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HER-wait shit."

oh friens i am nto well

my eye is sore as heck
i'm sniffly

feel like butt D:

aww yissss, new router came, with a wifi disc (BT offered us a great deal to stay with them so WELP we're doin that now and they gave us an upgrade to the newer whole home wifi package)

aaaand...

holy shit, we finally got stable-ass wifi throughout the whole house now.

and it really didn't take much to set it up either.

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