@ottumon
(Alternative punchline: Fish Hard 2: Fish Harder wasn't as good as Fish Hard 3: Fish Hard With A Vengeance)
@ottumon
I feel like maybe he needs to stop playing Ridiculous Fishing on his phone
@sc roadside rescue turns up, takes one look, then glares at the driver. "You avin' a giggle, mate??"
@melaninpony pff, she would be.
I just... i wanna pet pupy
;w; but you can't pet workin dogs because it's bad for their training and they gotta be good doggos
There's these folks who come into my work who have a guide dog, and she's the most gorgeous friendly pupper ever, and she's so beautiful, but I know you're not meant to pet them, and several of my co-workers are REALLY BAD at not giving her a fussing because she's apparently kinda bad for wanting fussing even when she's working, poor girl ;w;
I wanted to pet her but I resisted, but she also wanted to BE petted, but she got told no, and she just had the most soulful "ppleeaasse ;w;" eyes aaaa
@evie gonna pirate it, and share it around, and Never Play It Ever, because fuck cdpr tbqh.
@loki I mean, if you're using it for a Lollipop Chainsaw cosplay where you're carving up gamerdudebros, then that's perfectly fine.
@loki oh for fucks sake THAT damn clustercuss. I'd forgotten about it.
It's a fuckin' cheerleader outfit. Fucksake. HOW did they think that was a good idea-oh right gamer dudebros thinking they know best for women , as usual.
@loki gaming dress??
block suggestion
@floppyplopper honestly that whole instance can go imo
fsr the app i'm using doesn't support image desc, so Here Goes:
A kobold with forward facing horns and small tusks holds a woven basket full of chicken eggs. Two fluffy chickens stand to their side, tall enough to reach the kobold's shoulders.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.