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@ottumon
(Alternative punchline: Fish Hard 2: Fish Harder wasn't as good as Fish Hard 3: Fish Hard With A Vengeance)

@ottumon
I feel like maybe he needs to stop playing Ridiculous Fishing on his phone

y'ever just think about how FZero GX/AX had some amazing music?

though also she's in her favour and ultimately totally quash the IAAF's attempt to figure out what I'm doing in SSBU. I mean... I guess if MHWorld was TOO peprfect the universe would explode or something.

@sc roadside rescue turns up, takes one look, then glares at the driver. "You avin' a giggle, mate??"

The only good straight couple is Morticia and Gomez Addams

so I was thinking like... what if I took my main #oc and... put her in my other (fantasy) universe... (design probably not final lol)

#krita #sketch

I just... i wanna pet pupy

;w; but you can't pet workin dogs because it's bad for their training and they gotta be good doggos

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There's these folks who come into my work who have a guide dog, and she's the most gorgeous friendly pupper ever, and she's so beautiful, but I know you're not meant to pet them, and several of my co-workers are REALLY BAD at not giving her a fussing because she's apparently kinda bad for wanting fussing even when she's working, poor girl ;w;

I wanted to pet her but I resisted, but she also wanted to BE petted, but she got told no, and she just had the most soulful "ppleeaasse ;w;" eyes aaaa

@evie gonna pirate it, and share it around, and Never Play It Ever, because fuck cdpr tbqh.

@loki I mean, if you're using it for a Lollipop Chainsaw cosplay where you're carving up gamerdudebros, then that's perfectly fine.

Gosh dang I seriously swear like a sailor.

a sailor who swears a lot at any rate.

... I have a pottymouth is what I'm saying. I should really work on that.

@LexYeen@snouts.online So THAT'S how you fuckin' access that secret boss.

@loki oh for fucks sake THAT damn clustercuss. I'd forgotten about it.

It's a fuckin' cheerleader outfit. Fucksake. HOW did they think that was a good idea-oh right gamer dudebros thinking they know best for women , as usual.

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@floppyplopper honestly that whole instance can go imo

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Famously anti-Semitic header image.

fsr the app i'm using doesn't support image desc, so Here Goes:

A kobold with forward facing horns and small tusks holds a woven basket full of chicken eggs. Two fluffy chickens stand to their side, tall enough to reach the kobold's shoulders.

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