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@007@mastodon.xyz OH WAIT NO HAHA IT LITERALLY WOULD ONLY AFFECT OUR TECHNOLOGY. :D

...shit that would suck, no more internet. hm. ah well. still, if that forces humanity to stop being such COLOSSAL FUCKS as a whole to the world then fuck it, we can make a new internet in the end surely, a more sustainable one.

@007@mastodon.xyz well okay it might threaten other life too which def would be bad D:

@007@mastodon.xyz tbf it doesn't really threaten "Earth". just humans. so... \o/

Lumine is a character of mine from a roleplaying chat site. I barely used her, sadly, but she was lotsa fun. Didn't speak (she's a moth), curvy, four armed, friendly moth gal. Just wanted to slurp nectar and make friends, not huge on loud noises, strong, but v. gentle.

how to fake global illumination:

1. for each point on a surface, ask yourself "if I was a tiny bug sitting on the surface of this object, what would the sky look like?"
2. think more about being a bug
3. enjoy thinking about being a bug
4. make a bugsona
5. make friends with other bugs
6. find a function that approximates the average sky colour. this will be a proxy for the hemispherical integral, and add that on top of any specular contribution

@007@mastodon.xyz Capitalism: "lol capitalism is the best wtf is climate change lololol"
Sun: "Fucks sake, fine, fixing it myself" *FLAAAARE*
Capitalism: "OH SHIT WE CAN't CAPITALISM ANY MORE FUCK WHAT DO WE DO!?"
Sun: "that sounds like Not My Problem."
The Earth: *wheezing cough* "t-thank you..." ;w;
Sun: No probs, girl. Feel better soon. <3

@V better yet, get that real frosted tips look by attaching frosted flakes to the tips of your hair

@pup_hime damn my dad is gonna love this news, he really liked the Commandos games.

@Brainship ugghh I know, right? I love lego, but hoooly heck they are pricy

@pup_hime I hear the game isn't that great but given the two people I know of who did video reviews of it both turned out to be awful people (especially one of them in PARTICULAR) I'm inclined to think that hey, maybe nuts and bolts isn't actually that bad.

@pup_hime aw dang this sounds kinda my jam for a shonky li'l driving game.

what if...

lego racing game

but like... you literally build the cars out of blocks. individual blocks. Not just... set car pieces. So your car can look however you like. but each block carries its own weight and the car will handle differently depending upon how it's built

@pup_hime (realtalk I've actualyl never played lego racers is it actually any good??)

@Ivafakename "Batman, get in the Mastodon. Or Tim Drakeanami will have to pilot it again"

@pup_hime oh...oh no i hope you actually get to build whatever car you want and drive it around because aaaaa

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