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@iodrgain "I'M Big Gay!"
"/I'M/ Big Gay!!"
*chorus of people all standing up and claiming they are Big Gay*

which cause environmental damage when you realise that purple is like some of my main account
and I am TERRIBLE at these games. like literally stepping back in place of gibs is probably ACTUALLY a nascent chaos god and has been helpful in dealing with this shit is my new sonic forces oc

@fillertrack
I... Yeah I'm definitely not doing that but my mind is still boggling... I mean.... They're a paper clip!!

@cozykaffe@snouts.online fanta would be nice but it like... i duno... keeps making me cough lots when I drink it :<

@softgoat aaaa they're so good when they do that also that cool flowery dress they wear is awesome

@softgoat oh heck I forgot they had traits like that. Bob the cat is especially kissable tho

@BatElite I need to get art of her tbqh. I don't even know what species of moth she would be ^^;

@softgoat oh boy I've got a similar list.
*opens up the wikipedia page on List of Animal Crossing Characters*

@apow@snouts.online "EVERY brand?" "EVERY brand. yes. They specifically sought out every brand, and got their ass stuck in it."
"But... but there are MORE brands now! how does-"
"EVERY. BRAND."
"WHAT!? HOW!? They've been dead for decades!!"
"nobody knows... but... somehow... we keep finding instances of their ass, perfectly preserved, stuck in dishwashers... We can't even capture their ass. It just... vanishes once found..."

@knxggles if it's any consolation Im sure the computer is just as confused as you

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