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@ifixcoinops yeah it... sorta did that. that's how I was able to pull it out x_x; AND how I noticed the damn thing was constantly tickling my eyeball. it's still a little sore (it probably scratched my eye up a bit while it was in there) but it's definitely a lot better now than it was.

people ask me: why do you like jorts so much
I answer: it's in my jenes

@Ivafakename i don't always reference Moonbase Alpha's text to speech shenanigans but when I do it comes outta friggin nowhere

holy shit now that I got that ingrown eyelash out of my eyelid i'm already feeling BLESSED FUCKING RELIEF. my eye's still sore from all the irritation but at least now it doesn't feel like there's something constantly poking it

Lb: renbot what the hell why are you consuming mansions we TALKED about that whole "grey goo" thing! ...

... Wait... Mansion?? ....

Never mind keep eating the rich :D

If you think about it, an internal combustion engine essentially powers a vehicle by hundreds of explosions per second.

@Ivafakename
Oh fucks sake, who the shit is responsible for this garbage fire of a spam bot and how fucking dare they pollute this instance as well

homophobia, violence, media, news, love, and someone who is classy 

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

She gets attacked, and directs people to help others. So much class. I genuinely admire that

@Nine 'sok, I'm sure Gorillaz.bas is a thing too. It's a dancing Noodle created by replacing your entire ASCII set. XD

@TMWReviews ...uh... I meant gorillas.bas but my finger automatically typed gorillaz.

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