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ohhh my god

The Truck in Satisfactory is, in universe, nicknamed "The Unit"...

because of its SIZE

they literally pulled an "In Awe at the Size of this Truck, the Absolute Unit"

while we're all ragging on Apple for the new Mac Pro, a reminder that Dell made a $5000 games PC that looked like a space station urinal and apparently had the primary feature that it's very fuckable

saw these anime converses posted on twitter and fam if I harbored dreams of becoming a mech pilot, I would already own a pair

If you want a good laugh, google "blockchain eli5" [explain it like I'm 5]. You get gems like:

"Blockchain is basically an immutable, distributed digital ledger. [...] a universal truth table that can be used by entities to check on transactions that has taken place."

Have. Have you met a 5-year-old.

okay I think the bible says jesus resurrected after his death when actually it was already installed.

SO HERE'S A THING: I've recently overhauled my Patreon! Pledge at our new $2 Early Updates level to check out the first page of #CrossedWires Chapter 3: DRAKKEN'S GAMBIT, one whole month before it goes live on the public website! Let's get WILD. patreon.com/irisjay

(Also hey: we're going back to twice-a-week XW updates from this point forward! Hell yes! ✨)

Not sure how I talked Philadelphia's Morris Animal Rescue into letting me name some of their kittens with a neural net. They did reject some names.
aiweirdness.com/post/185339301

For sale: Pioneer Elite CLD-95 LD player. In good working condition, with occasional side change hitches. High-end model with composite/S-video/optical outputs. Available for pickup in Vancouver or to ship; I have a box that should protect it well.

Henlo

10/10 minty bois agree:
be gay do crimes

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories...

it finally happened. I came downstairs to see my dad sitting and reading a book in his chair while drinking a coffee out of the mug with my fursona on it

Happy Pride Month! My webcomic isn't out until September, but here's some of my #lgbt characters! #pride #pridemonth #pride2019 #creativetoots #mastoart

Kami is getting bitey because she wants outta my room but she can't because removal people are here taking stuff into storage so we can replace the floor and we don't want the kitties getting everywhere.

is this like with tentacles or without tentacles

RT @woomywizard@twitter.com

rt if you're shorter than marina

🐦🔗: twitter.com/woomywizard/status

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