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wtf do you mean eating icecubes is weird and not "normal" fuck off with that shit it's like water in candy format without having to be loaded with sugar

capitalist economic theory: no one gives anything away without asking for something in return, and anything offered for free will be exploited by selfish people trying to profit from it

the anarchist free store in my town: please, come take more of our free stuff, we have too much. we're running out of space from all of these donations and don't know what to do

Just like boomers to complain about participation trophies because there was an eight-way tie in the Scripps spelling bee. Look at the winning words in the 60s vs the winning words the past ten years. It's absurd!

Giants of Fashion, hailing from the realm of Jortenheim

uh okay tweetdeck keeps crashing PaleMoon, that's useful

Berkeley burrito-delivery bot purported to be using 'advanced neural network' is actually remotely piloted by Colombians, who are paid $2 per hour.

sfchronicle.com/business/artic

Welcome to capitalism, where tech startups fake 'genius' AI using hidden POC sweatshop labor in a 'black box' to rake in profits.

"AI, games, Amazon, it's all made with magic! In our magic black box!"
"What's in it?"
"Nevermind, just eat your kale salad and let's do yoga!"
*Open box, find a sweatshop*

Looking For: LGBTQ+ Novels for Young Adults (Please Boost!) 

Hey friends! My sister @missbird is a 6th and 7th grade English teacher and her kiddos are asking her to find more LGBTQ+ novels to read.

If you know of any LGBTQ+ novels aimed at young adult to teen reading levels, please reply with info!!

Thanks!

Valid as fuck to have no idea you're trans or GNC until your adult life

Valid as ALL HELL to have spent your formative years comfortable with your assigned gender and only later have it not fit right.

Not everyone "always knew" and that's :valid:

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People think being a necromancer is all obsidian castles and undead hordes then you graduate and spend 90% of time comforting ghosts.

gripe #1 about the Surface Pro I have...

.... why is the volume control on the top of the screen positioned so that you press the LEFT side to INCREASE volume, and the RIGHT side to DECREASE it??...

...furthermore why is it right next to the power button where the only difference is the volume button is longer??...

Starseed Pilgrim is perhaps more confusing to be quite honest so SSBU is the most confusing and obtuse FIGHTING game I have ever played I guess.

Starseed Pilgrim on the other hand is about as opaque to me as to what to do or how to control it or even what I'm meant to be doing it as a black hole is to observation of its core.

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smash bros ultimate is THE most confusing game I have EVER PLAYED...

...aside from Starseed Pilgrim. but holy crap I just cannot figure out what I'm doing in SSBU. I mean... I GUESS I can win battles vs the computer on easy mode, but... I have no idea HOW honestly. I'm sorta just mashing buttons in hope that it does SOMETHING useful. Spirits, skills, all this stuff. what IS all this!?

whu? Oh wow, okay, a steam trading card pack dropped foorr...

huh, legend of grimrock 2. fuck it, let's see what we got here?

*unpacks it, gets three Giant Snake cards... of which they already have one...*

...fucksake steam.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fs-qfcfnsB your regular reminder of the single reason to play UT3 over other versions of Unreal Tournament [videogame guns]

uh... huh. someone is sending a friend invite over steam at me. o_o

which is... random.

I dunno who they are tho c_c;

anybody here mighta done that?

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