Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

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I do enjoy space travel but privatization is terrible and is just wasteful all around. Give me more NASA Mars helicopters and cut the rich assholes pretending to be "astronauts"

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shoutouts to the cuba section at the pittsburgh botanical gardens that was so shockingly materialist about how american tourism destroys countries and the fall of the soviet union negatively impacted cubans that some butthurt boomer scribbled "cuba is a totalitarian dictatorship" on a sign about international cooperation in botany

this is what anxiety feels like

Tweet from Popeye Official. The caption is written like Popeye speaks but I'll translate for screen reader friendliness. It reads "It's Nonbinary Day! Happy celebration to all of my amphibious pals!"

The tweet contains an excerpt from an old Popeye comic. Popeye - who is in a dress and wearing a large hat with a feather in it - is standing opposite a large bald man with a thin moustache. He says "Lem, darling, promise you wont be mad at me if i tell you something." The man says "Of course, I wont be mad at my little wifey, what is it?" Popeye responds "I am amphibious." The man questions with "Amphibious?"

The second panel shows Popeye ripping the dress off and removing his hat to reveal his usual sailor outfit underneath. He says "I wear both women's and men's clothes. I am Popeye the sailor."

*crosses "sudden intense appreciation for the character of Popeye and the people who run/currently own the official twitter account" off the 2021 bingo board*

just in case you missed here it, here are three real and very very good tweets from the official popeye twitter

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