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I want to acknowledge that when I said that β€œI was CEO of a Fortune 500 company” that may have been a slight exaggeration. What I mean to say was that I once ordered a meal at Arby’s.

Elon: I’m Batman

The market: bitch you ain’t even Robin

The price for Adam Fox to conspire to abduct Gov Whitmer and blow up a bridge?

16 years.

Showing the world Gov Whitmer is tough as nails and ready to be president?

Priceless.

Americans can help defeat a fascist billionaire oligarchy with the choices they make but instead are like β€œchoosing a server is too hard!!” 😩

Pay attention to who they’re giving a platform to over at Fox News. Listen to their hateful, dehumanizing rhetoric. Then speak out against it forcefully.

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Some of my #autistic friends may particularly appreciate this cartoon by @will_santino_illustration on Instagram, one of my favorite cartoonists. #neurodiversity

youtube.com/watch?v=jfFetUClEB βš‘οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Ukraine calls for removal of Russia from UN Security Council | World Today (TVP World - Polish News in English VIDEO) #Ukraine #News #War #Russia

American Air Force veteran and former Congressional candidate Mark J. Lindquist is sleeping outside in a tent to raise money and supplies for Ukraine, which is struggling with constant Russian attacks, including attacks on its energy infrastructure that leave Ukrainians without heat and power.
β€œI am choosing to spend Christmas sleeping outside in Fargo, ND. My buddies in Ukraine didn’t choose this weareukraine.info/american-air source : admin #Ukraine

Me: I don't think those pills I was given at the concert were for heartburn at all

My Dog: no probably not

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This is just a friendly reminder that if you see any type of bullying, harassment, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, or casteism, REPORT THAT SHIT AND BLOCK THEM!

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@IAm_THEPaulina @brienneofsnark As long as the media keeps using words like "vandalism" and "extremists" people will not demand action. This is TERRORISM by TERRORISTS who are trying to MURDER innocent civilians by depriving them of a vital resource needed to keep people alive.

Time to stop pussyfooting. Bring these fuckers down.

Josh Marshall @joshtpm at TPM has been finding out more and crazier of the peculiar past of George Santos.

I am a subscriber and read this on the TPM site (highly recommended) but Josh tweeted out the main points.

twitter.com/joshtpm/status/160

Bottom line is that Santos is a wanted on a criminal charge in Brazil and might not even be a US citizen.

The pending criminal charge may well mean he lied to US State Dept / INS when applying for visa and/or citizenship. Which means that his citizenship could be revoked.

it is unknown at this stage what this means for the GOP majority in the house. But it is starting to look like Santos being replaced by June. Unless the GOP hold the seat, that reduces the GOP majority by 2.

The Texas power grid β€œemergency” isn’t a freak phenomenon anymore. It’s so predictable you get set your watch to it. Grid breaks, price goes up. Sync.

Sending migrants to the VP’s house in freezing conditions is more important than fixing your grid to save citizens lives?

If you’re a blue dot in Texas then I feel for you. You’re being held hostage. They keep voting for evil

A wise old Texan had a saying:

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me…can't get fooled again!

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