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@ScottSoCal

There's machines for that. They call them milk eggstractors.😬

Got suspended from Truth Socialℒ️ for correctly spelling β€œyou’re all damned traitors.”

"Starting next year, #Tesla will effectively be banned from advertising its vehicles as Full Self-Driving under a new law signed by [#California] Gov. Gavin Newsom."

t.co/Q3YVqSSeE0

People, please start using CamelCase to break apart words in #HashTags.

It makes it easier to read and more #accessible. Single words are OK to keep lowercase, unless they are proper nouns πŸ˜‰

As an instance moderator, it makes it easier to review of you're a #MastoAdmin.

#CamelCaseAllTheHashTags

#Mastodon #HashTag #accessibilty

Please #boost this for visibility and to help improve the lives of many people.

I like following people who oppose NHS privatisation. If that’s you, could you pls share this post and follow me, and I’ll follow you back? Trying to find β€˜my people’ πŸ€£πŸ’™

I wish you happy holidays. Enjoy the time with your family and friends. And give your pet an extra hug and treat from me. 😊

Merry Christmas from The Netherlands!
Sander

@marcelias You and your crew have done an incredible job, as always. I try to not assume you'll always win, but after the way you've stomped the rightwing lunatics in Pennsylvania, I'm a little biased :)

Happy holidays and thanks for all you've done to save democracy!

I was going to join the high school debate team but my buddy was able to talk me out of it, so it was probably for the best.

One thing I'm learning this Christmas is that I apparently love fudge way more than anyone else, which is great because I've got this whole tray of fudge to myself

Weird how mental illness hardly shoots anyone in Canada.

Two holiday seasons ago my egg was cracking. I figured I could never transition. There were too many complications. I was too old. HRT wouldn’t work. My life would fall apart. I would feel like that forever.

I was very wrong. And now I’m excited to feel like this forever.

CW: transition timeline Dec 2020/Now

The world has turned topsy-turvy. Every year is Auntie Mame at Thanksgiving and Love, Actually at Christmas. This year hubs started Love, Actually on Thanksgiving Day. There was nothing to do about it but watch Auntie Mame today.

#JohnMastodon has the power to send this post one week into the past when it would still be relevant.

AP photographer Bernat Armangue shares how he photographed people in the middle of traumatic and unexpected situations when Ukraine liberated the city of Kherson from Russian occupiers.

Look #BehindTheLens of AP photographers' 2022 assignments. bit.ly/3GeyH0a

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