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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
ableism, child abuse
absolutely fucking amazing how neurotypicals have managed to make "you should treat your child like an actual person" into a controversial statement and by amazing we mean horrifying
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Sex PSA, condoms
If a penis-wielder tells you they can't wear a condom because it's too tight...
*stretches condom dramatically over large wooden object*
...then believe them and try out different brands and sizes to find one that fits better. After all, unlike this large wooden object, your partner has a constriction-prone vascular system!
@cruelintestines@godforsaken.website i only do it because it's fuckign SLOWER somehow
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Last night I lost connection when the train went through a tunnel and so the emoji list had exactly one emoji
@00dani ur....not wrong?? but we don't just refuse to do Everything society says. i mean, we kinda do, but. there's gotta be more to this. the chair thing is way more common than other 'rejecting what society says' behaviours & i? wanna know?? why???
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"you gotta fight your inner demons" well sorry i can't do that my demons are hot and jacked as hell and their brains are huge
ok but seriously. what the actual fuck is it with queer folx and chairs. does Anybody have an explanation
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I'm so HECKING QUEER for girls aaaaa
@zac patpat frend?
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a polycule can be a lonely enby, their mattress, and their pillows
@myconidiosyncracy its cause our brains r so buff
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Kimbleye If you see a bunch of highschool kids working somewhere that means the enployer is only interested abused labor at the minimum wage
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Yeah I am sapphic:
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A big gay
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@myconidiosyncracy no of course not i'm talkign about our birthday
@myconidiosyncracy isn't there already?
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thinking about my friend's uni professor who promised to give extensions to students if they were falling in love, and actually followed through on it
@Snorlaxation @flowerenby ....yeah. that's a mood. managed to last a couple years on this latest account somehow tho, and not gonna question small miracles
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If you have several romantic partners but not that many, you're low poly
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
