RT @Loudwindow@twitter.com

male action protagonists could look like this but creators are just cowards

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mbti is literally as useful as harry potter house and that's nice

RT @OSPyoutube@twitter.com

blue calls it time management, I call it WEAKNESS -R

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RT @junkyardjai@twitter.com

hot illegalist take: calling politicians criminals is disrespectful to real criminals

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RT @DrugForumsBest@twitter.com

Gentlemen, if you're on a stim binge, please do yourself a favor and wear some goddam foundation.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DrugForumsBest/sta

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Anyone respectable in engineering would do speed

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DrugForumsBest/sta

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I love punching myself in the balls

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DrugForumsBest/sta

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fuck a market just use facebook messenger

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I did pure MDMA for first time and had gay sex with 4 men. For first time. And I'm straight lol

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DrugForumsBest/sta

RT @DrugForumsBest@twitter.com

Got 4 concussions this year. Is it safe to take benzos

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I have a shag carpet that essentially serves the same purpose, drugs go in, disappear into the void and only during the darkest, friendliest of times are they recoverable. God bless carpet drugs.

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RT @DrugForumsBest@twitter.com

Took a vyvanse and been on the toilet with headphones pants around my ankles and reading for about an hour straight not shitting just sitting. I've also been chewing gum violently for about 5 hours!

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DrugForumsBest/sta

RT @DrugForumsBest@twitter.com

My siberian husky has white eyebrows that look like heavily breathing wooly caterpillars.

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Imagine a fake scrotum that seems real. You put the drugs inside the fake scrotum and then put inside your scrotum and attach in some way the fake scrotum to yourself.

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!

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