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inserting javascript into html pages requested over http so random clickable items just dodges the cursor

for the full experience you have to be watching people's faces to see how long it takes until someone realizes that something's wrong

upside-down-terneting a high-traffic wifi network so every time someone gets a http 301 it waits until someone else gets an http 301 and just swaps the locations so randomly people'll just get redirected to the sites other people are browsing

why do the static images of gif avatars look weird on mastodon

accidentally joining an instance before the admin has made the first post and posting just "helo"

q: what's more concerning than rust around your charger port and your bios complaining about your battery having low capacity?

a: your bios suddenly ceasing to complain for no discernible reason

i just saw talk about snes emulators on someone else's timeline when i was following back and it feels like im back at my first community

anyway uh zmz under wine is best snes emulator on linux hands down

i need to make a just like
a thing that'll just summon unicode glyphs i want
"i want the widest unicode character that has wordbreak set to extend" and then just bam
it'd be rad

https://soundcloud.com/capsadmin/drema?in=capsadmin/sets/recent

isnt witches town just being maintained on

honestly you can rate games based on how long it takes me to just break them
also like based on how horrendously i broke them because like some games i''ll just jump out of bounds and call it a day
and others i'll summon lavos as my video game character which looks like a horrific doll flies and spins like its possessed

one time i tried to log into a new game and like as i was logging in the servers crashed
and this wasn't the first time i had tried to connect to something and then immediately had it die
it's just like
my internet-self has static electricity and i will sometimes just electrocute a server i'm handshaking with