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“I was born in the wrong era,” I sigh, as I yearn to be a spec in the primordial soup

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they say a picture is worth more than a thousand words.

the average feature film is 110 minutes long, so at a standard 24fps that's 24*60*110=158,400 pictures. multiplying by a thousand we get 158,400,000, the worth of an average film.

now let's think of a random book, let's go with the bible. of course there are different versions, but the King James bible has 783,137 words. 158400000/783137 ≈ 202.

so at exactly 110 minutes, Disney's Ratatouille is 202 times as good as the bible.

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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

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Hi you should all understand how excited I am about this:

"The character creator, which players get to use twice – once at the start to define your human aspects and then a second time later in the game to flesh out your vampire – goes way beyond basic male and female models. Body type, gender pronouns, employment history and fashion can all be toyed with for a very modular build."

SEPARATELY DEFINING BODY TYPE AND PRONOUNS, Y'ALL

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goals today are to kill god and suck my girlfriend's dick

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I decided I'm going to keep using Blogger for my potential LP, even though I'm sure Google will axe it by the time I'm finished

now I have to think of a name for said blog and I can finally begin proper

I really shouldn't have read the comments section on a Stadia article

there, I added two-factor authentication to my Epic Games account

happy?

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@kaniini

Google: we're going to provide real-time 4K 60fps graphics over the internet and the controller will connect directly to our servers

also Google: can't stream a 480p 30fps video that was uploaded a week ago without horrible buffering

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hey non-Gmail users: what email service do you use instead?

I want to get away from Google and am looking at using Proton Mail, but am open to any suggestions!

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my favorite thing is when nintendo is like "We're doing a direct about [specific thing that is not smash bros related]" and then Smash Bros fans are like "could there be a new character announcement???" without fail, every single time

waiting for the announcement of the Switch port of Hat In Time with bated breath

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EA have published a study of US gamers which found:
* 56% feel it's "important" for games to be inclusive
* Only 7% would be less likely to play games with inclusive features
* More respondents are concerned about toxicity in the games industry than microtransactions/DLC (61% vs 49%)

gamesindustry.biz/articles/201

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