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-I'm Kelerak, but some people call me Keli or Kelly, take your pick.
-Nonbinary, not quite sure if trans. She/her or they/them.
-Video games are my passion. I try to play as many different games as possible, but I will endlessly talk about Zelda, Persona, and Metal Gear.
-Self-proclaimed coffee addict. I even have my own press and everything.
-Currently obsessed with Dragon Ball.
-I'm not usually so social, but I'll try my best here!
JK Rowling: draco malfoy was a gamer
“I was born in the wrong era,” I sigh, as I yearn to be a spec in the primordial soup
they say a picture is worth more than a thousand words.
the average feature film is 110 minutes long, so at a standard 24fps that's 24*60*110=158,400 pictures. multiplying by a thousand we get 158,400,000, the worth of an average film.
now let's think of a random book, let's go with the bible. of course there are different versions, but the King James bible has 783,137 words. 158400000/783137 ≈ 202.
so at exactly 110 minutes, Disney's Ratatouille is 202 times as good as the bible.
me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
I’M TALKING TO YOU
me: cool never mind
Hi you should all understand how excited I am about this:
"The character creator, which players get to use twice – once at the start to define your human aspects and then a second time later in the game to flesh out your vampire – goes way beyond basic male and female models. Body type, gender pronouns, employment history and fashion can all be toyed with for a very modular build."
SEPARATELY DEFINING BODY TYPE AND PRONOUNS, Y'ALL
goals today are to kill god and suck my girlfriend's dick
I decided I'm going to keep using Blogger for my potential LP, even though I'm sure Google will axe it by the time I'm finished
now I have to think of a name for said blog and I can finally begin proper
I really shouldn't have read the comments section on a Stadia article
there, I added two-factor authentication to my Epic Games account
Fortnite must have updated again
The only article you need about whatever it was that Google announced the other day https://www.pointandclickbait.com/2019/03/except-noobs-online-amirite/
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so, I guess it's a good time to be a pedophile since:
-THQ Nordic hosted a Q&A on 8chan (a site known for housing child porn)
-a YouTuber I used to like as an edgy teen said that they found a 6 year old sexy and said pedophilia is okay
-the Arby's Twitter account dogwhistled lolicon
-the Michael Jackson documentary exists
-I just got THREE(!) amber alerts
hey non-Gmail users: what email service do you use instead?
I want to get away from Google and am looking at using Proton Mail, but am open to any suggestions!
Google, Thunderbird Show more
my favorite thing is when nintendo is like "We're doing a direct about [specific thing that is not smash bros related]" and then Smash Bros fans are like "could there be a new character announcement???" without fail, every single time
waiting for the announcement of the Switch port of Hat In Time with bated breath
EA have published a study of US gamers which found:
* 56% feel it's "important" for games to be inclusive
* Only 7% would be less likely to play games with inclusive features
* More respondents are concerned about toxicity in the games industry than microtransactions/DLC (61% vs 49%)
finding a new home on Mastodon after corporations took over the internet. wrong on many levels. legally a bird.
Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!
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