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if toucans are so great why are there no threecans
@kiilas They went big and so we ended up directly at six-packs. It's just a shame they didn't make the name connection obvious.
@kiilas there are threecans, but their beaks are so dimensionally complex that the entire bird exists on a different hyperplane of existence. They hatch directly into that hyperplane from this one, leaving behind just an empty shell. When you find an empty unbroken eggshell, that's a threecan shell.
There's perfect, the summit of evolution for cans, three cans would be a step back. Think about the original Star Wars trilogy, the second is best than the first, but the third is worse.
@kiilas 2 is good enough you don't need 3
@kiilas this toot may be why mastodon is better than twitter @PetHcraft