Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

Wait maybe I just train a RNN on a corpus of Franz Kafka and FictionMania

Kind of tempted to take this concept to Ao3 but that would be a very high-effort sort of shitpost?

When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a teenaged girl.

See the creeping horror you want to be in the world

@Eweish this is basically my puberty tbh

suddenly struck by the urge to name my character in a Zelda game "Lonk"

I should probably work on that novella at some point... I announced it like months ago, didn't I?

@Eweish what a coincidence, "odo sex questions" is the name of my esoteric indie band

aw shit now the spartans are attacking troy

picking up girls by painting myself gold and tattooing "kallisti" onto my face

I have been having a depression day I guess

i am like super sad and stuff.

@maple that's a whole lotta bytes

im gay and girls,

Smaug is notorious for his withering put-downs: he's always dragon people

(Look Around You voice) What *are* borbs?

@maple lesbian kinda rhymes with "trés bien"

@maple im here im queer im too anxious about upsetting it to pet the deer :s

Trinidad and tabasco