Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

So I'm in a mandatory four hour session about "sexual violence". What even is accessibility.

Imagine living in parallel universe where everything same except Garfield cat named after different president

Make you think?

INT - FRIEND'S FLAT

Them: Do you want a drink?
Me: Yeah, sure
Them: I'll just wash my hands of... blood, first

@klara ACM SIGKINK be a thing now plz

@klara wait if you classify girls by whether you call them slave, pet, or toy is that nominal subtyping

@klara alas no, or I might find it more interesting ;)

Tfw you're supposed to be writing a paper but you're distracted by the thought of turning pretty girls into furniture

What if girls, but like, beneath me

What is gay? How do you define gay? If you're talking about what you can girls and hug and smooch and girls, then, gay is just elecrrical signals interpreted by your brain.

I was born 29 years ago today and I feel like crap.

Or, to put it in meme terms: It's my birthday, can I get some serotonin?

@cute_weeds I'm going to assume you mean, like, directly into your spinal column

@mxsiege@octodon.social a modern-day Tiresias

French house music on a makeshift sea vessel

Raft punk

It's great, all the fun of the pet experience with none of the responsibility

Just wondering: how common is the "visitcat" experience? I swear I've known several unrelated people use this exact word for the same exact experience.

Apparently if you meow at your amazon tv stick it will meow back why did nobody tell me