Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

Having one of those "everything is a crapshoot" days

I wish I knew how to help people

(I know I just posted a shitty lewd joke but if you want emotional stability you may have to look elsewhere, sorry)

What if mastodon but master-dom

I won a game of Carcassonne by one point!

https://computerfairi.es/media/ghTEIxti3VVdXWG38n0

wondering how much it would cost to get a guitar tuned to Wendy Carlos' Alpha scale

@candle you're selling ground meat?

does a thing need to be combobulous in order to be discombobulated?

seems totally unfair that henry jekyll's doctorate didn't transfer to edward hyde, considering that from the perspective of the medical licensing body they'd be the same person

@woozle I looked, expecting dark magic, but all I saw was swears

@cute_weeds there are like three different things this could be portmanteauing, i love it

Though today I revived my poetry programming project so maybe the next thing will be a friendly chat bot, who knows

If I had mechanical skills I'd totally build a robot that I could hug

I wrote a poem that attempts to psychoanalyse you via natural language processing.

It's an ELIZAbethan sonnet.

@Qwyrdo maybe, I know ginger's good for nausea

@squirrel common misconception, it's actually made out of crocodiles

oh ffs another thing i liked is gone too

can the world please stop changing in these unpleasant ways

i require many hugs :(

well i broke the clothes horse, yay

what a godawful couple of days this is turning out to be

if you resurrect people from a crown dependency in the irish sea is it necromanxy

gaah why are people setting off fireworks in the middle of the day... again