Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

Did you hear about the girl with the precipitation fetish? She got wet from the rain.

@Eweish is the second rule that everyone is high

Fuuuck I just got Pogued

@klara i've never actually read those books but if they involve engayening tea then i'll totally put them on my kindle

one day my hot drink fandom and my gay shitposting will coincide and i will finally work out how to brew tea that turns boring people into hot lesbians

wait is turkish coffee just matcha but for coffee beans

So, is the distress call of the queer meant to be "maygay" or "gayday"?

I has matcha :)

yes i'm bragging okay let me have this

it has been pointed out that I may need to update the bit of my website bio that says I'm not a cat owner

catgirls are a subtype of cat, yes?

A Kinks tribute act called "Your Kinks Are Not My Kinks But Your Kinks Are OK"

@Eweish wat.

@Eweish see I never actually watched the show, so this is going right over my head. This may have been the problem

I swear as a kid I thought there was a seventh Friend

@Eweish it's about six people, all of whom decide to become Quakers

@mxsiege@octodon.social I have no idea. I saw an AMAB person describe themself as "transmasc" once so *shrug*

Female presenting knockoff TARDIS developed with the aid of the Master

Female presenting pointer input device

Macklemore as a seagull: Walk up to the club like what up I got a big flock