song lyrics parody, if you get this reference you're *cool* 

@cuddlebug @buffet @jessew @sodiboo

PLEASE let this be a reference to flying a kite in a public place

@kitten Microsoft o365 does actually implement this, at least internally for an organization. However it's just something like five corporate-approved positive emojis

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ethical hacker is when you don't disclose vulnerabilities to corporations but instead use them against them

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Lewd 

A participant reviewed it as *two thumbs up* after trying it

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Lewd 

They just invented the reverse cuck chair right infront of me

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OH 

(she bites me) "oh wait nvm I'm a vegetarian"

For security reasons you need to change name and pronouns twice a year. You may not use any of your four most recent ones.

OH 

Me: you can't change fate
Them: No, but i can plan around it

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yesterday I realized. I have the ability to make a long bacon scarf and wear it this winter. I have the technology

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