TeaDuckie @teaduckie@computerfairi.es

A time traveller from the 2000's visits a modern software company

traveller: all your laptops have 32 GB of RAM in them?! Your devs must be doing some really heavy stuff, what the hell do they need all that memory for?

guide: web browsing.

traveller: ...you fukken wat mate?

It's free comic book day today! Head over to your local comic book store and get yourself some free comics

I have the same hair as Lars from Steven Universe I guess

Finally launched the kickstarter for a book of my illustrated haiku poems! It's like my passion-project, so any pledges/shares are super appreciated. Also, check out the page if you want to watch a video of my battling being camera-shy/curbing my gesticulation.
Here's the final cover I designed by the way.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sajanrai/illustrated-haiku-book
#mastoart #kickstarter #art #poem #poetry #haiku #illustration

—Dime algo bonito.
—TORTILLA DE PATATAS.

Falls mich einer mal fragen sollte warum ich hier bin, werde ich sagen: "Als Twitter mir eines Tages vorgeschlagen hat Justin Bieber zu folgen war das Fass voll." 😂

The network at the office is down, guess I'll play some Rogue.

queer first base is when you use a heart emoji with them for the first time

i decided to set my Fasttracker 2 theme to Space Pigs for a laugh and i genuinely think i've seared my retinas folks

Orange juice + brezel + fruits

Magic mirror on the wall, who is the healthiest one of all