Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

self care is ordering 20 dollars of cinnamon rolls to be delivered to your door for dinner, right? ....right?

it's fine, they're like vegan n shit, i ordered fruit on one, it's fine,

@WritingPrompts "Just kill me," you attempt to beg the cultists. "Like, c'mon, just pick up the knife and -"

There is a puff of brimstone-scented smoke. You wince, biting back a wail.

And across from you... with a voice like a crack of thunder.... "ＷＨＡＴ ＭＯＲＴＡＬＳ － Ｏｈ． Ｕｈ． Ｈｅｙ."

Your ex appears.

"Hey," you warble out weakly.

"Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｌｏｏｋｉｎｇ．．． ｇｏｏｄ."

You are not looking good and you know it. In fact, you look like shit, because it's been rough lately. And now... your ex knows.

my hottest #lolitafashion opinion (EXCLUDES ISSUES OF CULTURAL APPROPRIATION MIND YOU)

"healthy at any size doesn't exist because i have health problems because of my weight"

cool. that's YOU. that's YOUR health. the anti-fatphobia movement is for more than just YOU.

additionally, health as the arbiter of worthiness is fucked up. some of us, like my disabled ass, will NEVER be "healthy".

i understand how you got into these thought loops but you don't gotta damage those around you by continuing to give them play and space in everyone's heads

@BotEquippedWith aka what happens to you when you attempt to remove a wet swimsuit.

parasols AND all my nail powders and the UV opal gel to try! so time to get some food, then a long relaxing shower, then paint my nails!

anyway at least my parasols are here so i have that going for me

seriously though.

same laptop, same conditions.

ffxiv, with everyone's spell effects, plus the fancy bosses, plus all other fucking nonsense, in a big raid? smooth as butter. no hiccups, no stutters. 24 people, shiny shiny spell effects, fancy clothing, crazy boss animations, adds - no problem.

WoW?

it's a 50-50 shot i actually load dalaran instead of getting booted from the server because WoW has a screaming tearful meltdown. and that's with maybe 2 other actual players in dalaran.

@sky MOOD. i know that some gaming laptops are just boondoggles, but honestly, i've found that if you buy ones that don't look like they are some special edition of mountain dew, you get ones that are actually made good LMAO

also realtalk, ffxiv runs smooth as butter on my machine. IT'S WORLD OF FUCKING WARCRAFT THAT KEEPS CHOKING AND DYING. FUCKING DALARAN I SWEAR TO GOD, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BLIZZ

to further be a negative nancy: i wish people would get off my dick for two hot seconds whenever 'gamer laptops' are mentioned. yes i know a tower pc is better. do these chucklefucks ever stop to consider that there are Perhaps Reasons Why I Am Not Using A 'Proper' PC? and perhaps these reasons are Good Ones? that may connect to Being Disabled? SO MAYBE DON'T GET ALL "LOL GAMING LAPTOPS ARE TRASH AND ANYONE WITH ONE IS TRASH" YOU ABSOLUTE FROTHING DINGBATS?

i know they are attempting to be friendly, but man, major badfeels still with one person in this rp community. he said it was a joking overreaction, and i'm usually ok with the internet being a bit wild, but something rang scarily true when he was ranting that people who didn't do spreadsheets the way he recommended should go die. something flipped the deep deep instinct of I'M IN DANGER I'M IN DANGER APPEASE APPEASE APPEASE. not quite over it.

actually roleplaying? no, no, never, why do that when i could spend a stupid amount of time futzing around making various in-character documents with free online widgets

more introductory stuff that i should pin:

1. i have a really cute dog! her name is holly! you'll find me tagging pics of her often with #hollypls ! 🐶

2. i really am getting into fashion as much as spoonie body will allow, and i particularly like #lolitafashion ! (NOT touching the fetish aspect of it at all. i just like frilly dresses!) i am working on chronicling my endeavors there at sweetdisabled.com and sweetdisabled.tumblr.com ! 💖

also, wrow, i should actually maybe follow people instead of just, like, innertubing along the federated timeline

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online that looks horrific. i need to eat it immediately