Alyx Woodward (obsolete) @Alyx@computerfairi.es

*crawls out of bed* uhhh, first full day here. hope I can actually make something useful today

@shekkiesqueaks aw, so bashful! *noses like a friendly horsie*

@candle yeah, like why wouldn't they do that, it's too easy

@candle say, are the UK cops as enthusiastic as the FBI about selling explosives to nobodies and then claiming they've captured a terrorist cell

@shekkiesqueaks I haven't, but you've just described one of my exes (and still good friend) to a T. I'd start trotting out all the big words and the SCIENCE and because he couldn't think of any other way to interact with me he'd just start turning all the words into puns. It's...really endearing, actually *giggles*

@squirrel *giggles* Kel's just been introducing me to Undertale. Alphys and Mettaton are the coolest.

well, huh. here I am, I guess. I was kinda hoping for an account on icosahedron.website because icosahedra are cool, but this one happened to be open and I kinda like pink, so... I think my holographic helper @mono@awoo.space was thinking the same thing, but it was my decision so here I am!