Kristian Collie @KristianCollie@computerfairi.es

OOPS I made two of them! What an embarrassing mistake!

https://computerfairi.es/media/VMY3kBFB70oQCF4gw2c

It takes a bizarre amount of willpower to get myself to do my guitar practice when I really don't feel in the mood.

What if I did one nice thing for myself every day?

And what if every day the one nice thing was skipping cardio?

If I ever say something that you think should have been placed behind a CW please let me know. I want my followers to be as comfortable as possible.

Oh good I have a viable excuse to use this screen name again.

I think my mom has mistaken me telling her my company was giving me more responsibilities with my company also paying me more for those responsibilities.

If he thinks I got a promotion, he probably heard it from my mom, which means my mom probably also thinks I got a promotion.

My brother texted me to congratulate me on a promotion I didn't get and I cannot think of a non-awkward way to tell him.

Every time I see a snail my first instinct is to grow unusually attached to them and worry for their safety.

@Baxter
I mean, I technically already have

Best case scenario, I decide to use "I shouldn't eat a whole loaf cake by myself" as an excuse to visit a friend this weekend.

You already know the worst case scenario.

I thought I had enough self control to not buy all the ingredients for a lemon loaf cake, but lo and behold I did not.

@Ren_Ardana
These are very good!

@chest_bot open chest

Post Malone implies the existence of a Malone and suggests the existence of a Proto Malone.

AaaAAAA I bought tickets! I'm seeing Guerilla Toss in a month!

*VIBRATING*

https://computerfairi.es/media/PFI7vFqb2LJgwd0QQrw

Goths are just mimes with synthesizers.

@Mycroft
It's always tough to find a specific rendition of song that's been covered a million times

@tanuki2000
Oh this is delightful, I love it