Penny!!! @PennyPennyPenny@computerfairi.es

@Nerts Lisa Frank!

Cybernetically enhanced superbig catpeople that can wad up tanks like tin foil and tug around dreadnought spaceships like they're balloons on a string. One-kitty armies that took the resources of entire planets to develop and construct rebelling against the oppressive empires that built them and bringing Galactic peace through purrs powerful enough to level city-sized military outposts in minutes. But still very soft and smooshy and in need of belly rubs and pets and soft beans.

there is no off button

@Nerts Penny wants to be the inflight movie

passengers inflight entertainment though.

currently use this platform for be Penny but more intensely

Penny meows at you until you meow back

Like a yawn, it's seeded.

And contagious.

You keep meowing. softly to yourself mostly.

Then out loud, part of your everyday speech.

Meow at your friends. They think it's kinda cute!

Some meow back!

Days pass, and suddenly you realize

You're Penny too!

Only a matter of time until your friends join too!

@fluxom_alt high density mass storage

@fluxom_alt SHE IS STRONG

EXTRA DURABLE IMPACT ABSORBING

DOUBLE EXTRAPLUS RESILIENT

screaming sky cowboy

but giga Penny making loud dial up modem noises

dangerous soft

apply beans

to all things

no. to more things.

more.

M O R E

soft

nice

u n s t o p p a b l e

swarm of very soft

@fluxom_alt

Yaya! yayayayayayayayaya!

Done!

@PennyPennyPenny

You smile.
They smile.
You want them to stay.
They never wanted to leave.
You don't know why you were afraid.
They told you it was good.
You want them to stay.
They will be.
Friends.
We are friends.
Your phone buzzes.
We can get it later.
We're petting cats now.
It's not important.
We are petting cats.
.

.

.

We wish there were more cats.

@PennyPennyPenny

They smile. You smile. The others slink closer to join, and you slide your hand out across the screen. You shiver as they nuzzle in and "touch" your palm. Feeling jolts and sparks where their noses brush through the screen, cheeks rub against the glass, little tongues lap like waves of static across your skin. Your whole body tingles, mesmerized and dumbfounded. They're...Nice. They said so. Of course they are. They said so. Just believe them.

@PennyPennyPenny
Move your hand move your hand move your hand let go let go let go let go no no no no no no

"Boop!"

One of them touches their little pink nose to the tip of your thumb. Through the screen there's a jolt and you can't pull your hand away. But...Do you want to? As you sit there, watching that...Thing on the other side of the screen rub their forehead against your fingertip...You smile too