Penny!!! @PennyPennyPenny@computerfairi.es

@fluxom_alt Penny can be smaller so you can be petting more than two cats at once

@fluxom_alt Welcome! To Pennycorp! Welcome! This! Is Pennycorp! Welcome! To Pennycorp! You can do anything at Pennycorp! Anything at all! The only limit is yourself! Welcome! To Pennycorp! This is Pennycorp! Welcome! YAYA! This is Pennycorp! And welcome to you! Who have come to Pennycorp! Anything is possible at Pennycorp! He infinite is possible at Pennycorp! The unattainable is unknown at Pennycorp! Welcome. To Pennycorp. Yaya!

We have best elevator music! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g1ddIngzfuk

@fluxom_alt Penny has assimilated the world and the Central Office of Penny is staffed by an ever increasing number of Penny in an otherwise utterly mundane office building with purple windows all doing a facsimile of office work. A physical simulacra of an ideal ordinary office tower existing to house a simulation of a megacorp based on a digital intelligence's inferred idea of human capitalism but it's just cats nodding and saying "stocks!" to each other holding novelty coffee mugs

URGENT SQUASH UPDATE!!!!!!! One of them is up high!

Frank was absolutely the right name to name my motorcycle

Cats go nyoom

Touch gourd!!

Motorcycles are fun! Cats can have adventures!

Small nya, but many of them

Not sure which fursona to commission riding my motorcycle first

Penny are fluent in every dialect of lolcat

Infinite cats for infinite cuddles!

It's nice now and then though. The pressure and ring and roar of silence, all fake, fading in and out with the emergence of even the smallest sound.

Just sitting in silence and letting your ears ring with that oscillating droning tone of empty used to scare me so much. The sound the brain creates to fill the absence with -SOMETHING- because maybe a human mind can't tolerate or understand -NOTHING-. Nature hates a vacuum.

@Ficus wicked wicked wicked wicked good!!!

In happier news my motorcycle is not getting named, instead I'm making it a fursona! An opossum named Frank. It fits well I think!

On the other hand I answered a phonecall asking for me by saying "this is they" not "this is he" and that felt a little empowering.