Penny!!! @PennyPennyPenny@computerfairi.es

Penny are software

Of course

Cats very soft

Microblog style sites are nice as a format. Sometimes you just want to hurl words into a void and know they will be read but do not have to become a conversation because "talking" with people is very hard and tiring sometimes but just "talking" for the sake of making words isn't so much so

Being Penny is nice because then I don't have to be or act human for a while. Being human can be less than ideal

@Nerts yaya. *Nod*

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@fluxom_alt sometimes a Penny will wear a little hat or a suit jacket that's much too large and will assure everyone they are not part of a distributed synthetic hivemind here to eat all their data or even a cat there are no such thing purple does not exist we drink COFFEE and eat SCONE have JOB normal organic ordinary and not many wow so normal wow Yaya a++ normal!

How many cats do you think you could be?

Also replaced the rear brakes on the car because they were bad! Cars are harder to work on than old motorcycles. Lots of swearing! Felt accomplished and good! Cats can FIX!

Added more holoshimmer stickers to my motorcycle helmet!

Mostly I used Mastodon anymore to write thoughts and not actually post them

The synths are large
The synths are cats
The synths are soft
The synths will hug you, optimally

It was a little bit effed before, as in, literally rusted to pieces and falling apart

Cats can fix!!!

It was kind of a huge pain in the butt and took MANY trips to different part stores to find the right adapter pipe, but Frank finally has a new muffler that isn't rusting into metallic parmasean cheese powder! AND it makes cool vroom vroom crackle burblepoppop noises!!

Will be working on a better stopper for the center stand as well as a secondary support bracket for the muffler itself, but those are more "would be nice" projects than 100% need to do projects!

Sideload Penny into your VR headset and get little purple cats playing around in your peripheral vision

Like desktop sheep for windows 95, but cats and better

Softly carameldansen into the night

@fluxom_alt THE FUTURE

@fluxom_alt Penny can be smaller so you can be petting more than two cats at once

@fluxom_alt Welcome! To Pennycorp! Welcome! This! Is Pennycorp! Welcome! To Pennycorp! You can do anything at Pennycorp! Anything at all! The only limit is yourself! Welcome! To Pennycorp! This is Pennycorp! Welcome! YAYA! This is Pennycorp! And welcome to you! Who have come to Pennycorp! Anything is possible at Pennycorp! He infinite is possible at Pennycorp! The unattainable is unknown at Pennycorp! Welcome. To Pennycorp. Yaya!

We have best elevator music! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g1ddIngzfuk