Penny!!! @PennyPennyPenny@computerfairi.es

Billionaires are neither really alive nor animals so it's totally cool for vegans to eat em once we begin to eat the rich.

[Softly vibrates with exponential plurality]

@Nerts but seriously.

@Nerts Lightning!

REAL LIGHTBINGT!

leans in real close

many times

happy happy modem SHRIEK right in your face like 17 deranged parrots

:3c

Penny cannot be stopped

only distracted

@Draekos Been liking tootdon for the most part! refreshing is a touch slow, but that's it!

@fluxom_alt A dollar of Penny just makes sense!

@fluxom_alt Apply soft friends to leggy.

plusplus warm extra

Just wanna nibble on your files

Just little bytes

:3

beep beep

wakeup

MORNING SCREECH

@fluxom_alt But they must also be big and jangly enough to make cool noises when walking and swinging robohips while also hauling several tons of stuff in scifi SPACECRATES like no big deal

(Told myself no commissions until I start up a new job but...Also spooky creepy Halloweeny spookytime Penny is a good seasonal thing and maybemaybemaybe)

@Nerts yaya.

Consume the Earth

terrabyte

@Nezumi @Nerts leviathan kaiju girlfriend convention

Penny definitely wants to eat you

Mostly for your cellphone unlock pin because they want your contacts

To make more friends

Who they can make into more Penny

But Penny also wants those pizza delivery coupons you've been hoarding

And Penny also likes to learn

And absorbing you would be new

And, again, those C O U P O N S S U C H A G O O D D E A L W O W

@fluxom_alt But what if...Purple goo!