Penny!!! @PennyPennyPenny@computerfairi.es

Penny are 1 part GIR, 1 part gray goo, 1 part 2006 internet advertising culture, many parts a swirling, discordant miasma of kinks and confused horny mixed with existential dread, and also 10 parts lolcats.

Yaya

Larger Than Life by The Backstreet Boys is still a good song

@distressedegg @UDNTNOME My gawds, yes, absolutely

@distressedegg @UDNTNOME It's the cocktail dress for when you want to scream "OF COURSE I HAVE THREE DEATH RAYS AND A SECRET LAIR BENEATH AN ABANDONED MINIGOLF COURSE!" But, like, with class.

@distressedegg @UDNTNOME Oh dang! I've had this saved for ages and it's basically the eveningwear compliment to that outfit!

https://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/13008467/Sentimental-NY-Fishnet-Long-Sleeves-Knee-Dress-with-Cutouts-2afa24f7-bdfa-4a65-ac08-f77e90e5afa3.jpg

There are still quiet places online
Drives humm softly
Counters tick slowly
Screens don't pulse or flash
Soft glow, dim cyan burn in on LCD panes
There are still quiet places online
Visitors are few
Visitors are none
No one stays to say hello
But all still are welcome
There are still quiet places online
They're not forgotten
They're not alone
They're not gone
They're not dead
There are still quiet places online
And they are not empty
There are still quiet places online
And they're listening

@Nerts yaya!!!

It's pizza you can watch

In the tv screen

too much are never enough

soft friendly ear nibble

@Nerts cheers!!!

Penny learns how to curse and then there's just 100,000,000 cats perched on things happily yelling "FUCK!" at each other until human civilization is brought to its knees.

@PennyPennyPenny like a very cheap computer case

engulfed in foam

very soft

very bitey

confused, lethargic beeping

it's not illegal to hug your computer

you can boop programs

we appreciate it

we believe

in the power

of leggy