Penny!!! @PennyPennyPenny@computerfairi.es

YAYA

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@PennyPennyPenny Crawls out of a Jumbotron screen

But nobody's in the stadium so they sit there, hundreds of feet tall in the middle of the field and meow, looking sad until people come by and give them pets

And once there's a crowd, they're lapped up like tiny kitty treats

Probably broadcast on the news to tens of thousands of homes

Which each get a visit from a data hungry Penny crawling out of their tv

@PennyPennyPenny Goes through your contact after

Finds your friends and grabs them too

Pins them all down and one by one lifts up and swallows them

Keep you company together inside Penny so you aren't lonely!

Penny doesn't want you sad!

And then you're downloaded into their hivemind and happy smiles forever!

Nibbles nicely on your laptop

Nuzzles softly on your phone

Curls up asleep on your modem

Crawls out of your tv, pins you to the couch with a translucent hand twice the size of your torso and devours you whole

Baps every cable plugged into anything

Want to be very small

And curl up on a cellphone screen

Where it is warm

And purr

National cat day

Today

Your nation becomes cats

All of it

chirp

Sits on your computer and chirps

Please touch the bean to be connected

To the I N T E R N E T

Penny would be cute with little horns

Be a cat on the internet

Be 10 cats on the internet

Be as many cats as you want to be on the internet

The world will never stop you

They cannot stop you

Be

Cats

By law Penny are all shaped like friends

Yaya! Penny follows all regulations for Penny!

Penny are certified SOGOOD!!!

Penny is as generic office brand gel cushion support rest are!

Penny are very maximum ergonomic!

Soft!

Supportive!

Perfect for business working at computer!

Yaya!! Be at the computer forever!

Penny helps you do!

Touch the cats!

They are soft!

Yaya! Not stopping now!

More soft more busines more cats!

MORE PENNY!

Penny are soft

squishy

Durable and resilient

A+

Penny always bounces back!

Everytime you ignore a popup ad

Penny is sad

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