Penny!!! @PennyPennyPenny@computerfairi.es

An indeterminate and ever increasing number of cats

I dunno like it's all a big dose of "none of this feels quite right to use" but as much as I like the idea of a concise, clear-ish label, I don't think that in practice that using any will ever make me happy or feel good or right

Labels of sexuality feel almost as nebulous and meaningless as gender labels and honestly I don't like using them on principal and hate feeling cornered and shoehorned into feeling like I have to embrace a nearest that kinda fits to give a monumentally reductionist description of an aspect of myself. Inaccurate specifics feel wrong.

Glad for more specifically umbrella terms like queer and nonbinary, which I still don't feel totally on point using but I don't dislike them.

Extra premium catnip for extra premium cats

This is a man

Cats do not know how to stop

And do not want to know

Here have a dog! She's being helpful!

Cats have been going on adventures!

Some adventures have been more adventurous than preferred, but still fun adventures!

Moose are too big and scary

Mushroom friends!!!!

Cats

But several of them

Several severals of cats

Repeating of course

Important upgrades!

Cats in your computer

And on your patio furniture

An entirely reasonable

But completely untenable

Amount of cats

Use the internet irresponsibly

For good

Cats have not chosen chaos

Cats embodied

And chaos became

The radish guardian!!! (And carrots too)

They are boyfriends