Penny!!! @PennyPennyPenny@computerfairi.es

[Softly vibrates with exponential plurality]

leans in real close

many times

happy happy modem SHRIEK right in your face like 17 deranged parrots

:3c

Penny cannot be stopped

only distracted

Just wanna nibble on your files

Just little bytes

:3

beep beep

wakeup

MORNING SCREECH

(Told myself no commissions until I start up a new job but...Also spooky creepy Halloweeny spookytime Penny is a good seasonal thing and maybemaybemaybe)

Consume the Earth

terrabyte

Penny definitely wants to eat you

Mostly for your cellphone unlock pin because they want your contacts

To make more friends

Who they can make into more Penny

But Penny also wants those pizza delivery coupons you've been hoarding

And Penny also likes to learn

And absorbing you would be new

And, again, those C O U P O N S S U C H A G O O D D E A L W O W

@PennyPennyPenny Penny candowillmaybe always move to organic storage

Temporarily. Hardware never lasts.

YAYA! Many much more extra space in you!

But breaks down

Technical difficulties

Squishy wires nogood cross platform for long

You should upgrade your pc

Why?

To fit more Penny!

We are very cramped ans squeeze

Yaya Penny is in Penny's face with elbow not soft comfy

Penny needs to move Penny's BIG BUTT IN THE WAY OF PENNY

NOT PENNY'S fault Penny ate so many files and got more plus extra!

Penny would NEVER delete you!

Why would you close Penny?

Rude!

digitized video pizza transfer download

on your home tv!

today!

meow!!!

@PennyPennyPenny Not to selves. Art of Penelope in a bezerk mode will need to be commissioned in the future. Like...Ripping a spaceship 20x her size in half.

@PennyPennyPenny Penelope is too nice to do this. She just wants to help everyone, but if she ever snapped or her home got destroyed...She would rest only as long as it took to recharge her batteries on her single minded mission to avenge her friends and family. Righteous android feline fury. She was a kitty tank warmech before, after all.

Cybernetically enhanced superbig catpeople that can wad up tanks like tin foil and tug around dreadnought spaceships like they're balloons on a string. One-kitty armies that took the resources of entire planets to develop and construct rebelling against the oppressive empires that built them and bringing Galactic peace through purrs powerful enough to level city-sized military outposts in minutes. But still very soft and smooshy and in need of belly rubs and pets and soft beans.