Penny!!! @PennyPennyPenny@computerfairi.es

Awww yeah free pizza

You should pet every cat.

You will not be finished, because there are more cats.

(rambling microfiction is fun!)

Cats that anyone remembers
Cats that some can't ever forget
Cats that might not be cats
Cats that you might be
Cats that aren't there
Cats that can't be
Cats that have to
Cats that are
Cats being

As far as you know, the cat(s) is(are) ordinary

As far as they know, the cat(s) are ordinary

The intial thread will gain moderate traction and virality, but no further pictures or posts related to the cat(s) will exceed an audience beyond the individual's friends and mutuals.

The cat(s) are otherwise ordinary

They have never owned a cat before. They have never seen this(these) cat(s) before in their neighborhood. No one has because the cat(s) did not previously exist. They will like the cat(s) regardless of their opinion on cats. The cat(s) are otherwise unremarkable.

When a Penny meets an Antimemetic Penny, at least one completely ordinary cat appears in someone's home and they adopt it after posting lengthy twitter thread

Cotton candy flavor soft serve in Canada (or at least BC) is usually labeled "blue goo" which is both delightful and Mysterious

The answer is obvious

And the answer is dozens of cats in a cuddle pile like whitetip reef sharks do

Small Penny the size of a large Penny

Not very memory efficient Penny based on older architecture

But still, very soft

Today's harvest is garlic scapes and turnip greens (because the turnips were smothering the pepper plants and kohlrabi), so now we SAUTÉ

Jeff Wayne's The Musical Version Of The War Of The Worlds is one of the best things ever but I need more rock operas in my life. With talkbox, analog synth, and wakkachikka guitar ideally.

Cats are not bound to the empty confines of law

Cats can stick leggy out far and with infinite freedom that no government nor god can restrain

Only the powerful call them Jorts