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Santa Claus

A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--

HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.

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@melissa@infosec.exchange I had the instapot brand one.

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@melissa@infosec.exchange mine broke :bunhdcry:

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@britt yeah no rush. I work for a tech firm in DC and there are always different opportunities. I'll get you in contact with the right people.

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@britt email me their resume... Sapiophielle@gmail.com

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Badass Britt :mastodon_lgbt:

Anyone… and I mean ANYONE want to hire my #Canadian wife in the United States? We’ll go anywhere.

I need to get back home, and as quickly as possible.

A green card application for us could take 12-20 months. A work visa would be ideal. She is Master’s level educated, works in #Banking w/ #Tech and #ProjectManagement experience.

I am chronically ill and need help asap.

Boosts appreciated.

#jobs #hiring #immigration #UnitedStates

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Look at this sweet boy!!!

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@leoth3lion@home.social @bookstodon

it is so good!!!

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SomeCndnSkeptic🏳️‍⚧️

I feel called out

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That's one of the worst casualties of being hurt by someone who was never supposed to hurt you: you start to question all the beautiful things that led up to the ugliness, start to wonder if some of the moments you thought were perfect were actually painted with a dirty brush. - Ch 9, p 98 of Wild is the Witch by Rachel Griffin

@bookstodon

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@Thingmaker lol... so I'm having tubal ligation where they are removing my fallopian tubes and they definitely do not spark joy. While they are in there, the Dr's will make sure everything else is in place and take out my IUD. I've been on some sort of birth control or pregnant for the past 20 years and they can't rule out issues with my sex organs bc of it.

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Marie Gardiner

My fifth Postcard Poem is called 'Pine' - hope you like it!

#Poetry #Writer #Writing #Photography #Nature #Poem

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@mariegardiner so pretty!!

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Well surgery is scheduled for noon on the 21st... I'm nervous, but hoping for answers.

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Caroline

So many amazing #women out there, too many go unrecognised, unappreciated undervalued.

To all women from all backgrounds & intersectionalities. Know that you're powerful, you're worthy & that you are enough. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Find your voice, place & #passion & go for it

Know that you matter, you're needed, have meaning & you deserve to have the good in all life has to offer

Believe in & #trust in you

#MentalHealth #Mastodon #Fediverse #lgbtq #disabilty #BlackMastodon

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Cleaning up photos and found this one that I love!! Princess Nala is my sweetie that wants nothing to do with me 80% of the time.

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Randy Milholland

Today's Popeye: comicskingdom.com/popeye/2022-

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RoyalHoeliness

Tell me about your weekend, Mastodon!

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Moose

Got myself an emotional support coffee.

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I'm learning so much from my daughter's friend group. One of the nine have a health issue, so any time they get together the whole group takes covid tests to keep them safe. Today is the Christmas party at our house. It's about loving those most vulnerable and keeping them safe.

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