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Watching Big Bang Theory and finishing up the new website... Daddy is playing video games. Should I get under his desk or just send him lewd messages? I'm getting a ton of work done... as you can see.

My MIL left today. It's nice to be able to relax, but I had to wake up at 6 to get her to the train station. Once I actually wake up, I'll be planning out January. What's are you working on today?

It breaks my heart how many amazing people have such low self-esteem.

It is society that is wrong. You're fucking *fabulous.*

It’s OK Mother Earth. That happens to me when it’s cold too.

A friend of mine got laid off yesterday. Two days before Christmas. Nice job, jerks.

Well, if your new year plans involve hiring a remote team member or contractor to work with Azure, SharePoint, Office 365, Dotnet or related DevOps work, hit me up. UK based but they're happy to work international hours, esp east coast

Boosts appreciated!

#layoffs #jobhunt #remote #azure

Good morning Mastodon! It’s Christmas Eve 🎄🎁🥰

It is cold for not reason (ie no snow just cold). Cold makes me hurt more. I'm trying to think of some magical fun to have with the kids but I'm so worn out. This is the life of a . I don't have energy to do much and the guilt can seep in... especially this time of year. If you find yourself in the same spot I do, I hope you feel seen and know that your presence is enough magic for your kids.

Hey folks, during this major weather, take a minute to check in with your friends who may be sick or elderly or have mobility issues. What’s walkable on feet is frequently impassable with a walker or canes. If you’re equipped with a winter appropriate vehicle, check in and see if they need someone to grab them some groceries.

Happy Thursday all!!! Surgery went well. I was able to sleep, and now I'm watching Christmas Vacation and waiting for drugs to kick in. If anyone wants to help, cash app is $Sapiophielle... every little bit helps to be able to Door Dash food.

The Inigo Montoya method of greeting people.
Step 1: Polite greeting.
Step 2: Your name.
Step 3: Relevant personal link.
Step 4: Manage Expectations.

Give a man a fish he will eat for a day.

Tell a man all the fish in the world are available to him if only he strives for fishing excellence even as you defund public fishing schools as dangerous socialism but emphasize that if he REALLY wants fish he can either go deeply into debt taking predatory loans to learn the proper means of fish management or take a shit job working for people who also can't fish but were born into a family that owns an empire of factory fish farms where he can harvest gross mutant garbage fish that he and other people whose public fishing schools shuttered can then buy at a 2000% markup because the people who control all the fish say "that is just the market dictating the price of fish" and he will eat what and when you tell him to, is the working theory.

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!