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@charlotte there’s a joke here about the simpsons and homer shouting “doh” but i cant quite figure out how to phrase it so you get this post instead

*to the tune of can’t feel my face*

🎶i can’t feel my mouth when i write this toot

the dentist numbed it

the dentist numbed it🎶

body gross (pretty mild imo but reader beware) 

so this is kinda gross but what’s social media for if not oversharing with strangers?

just cleaned my nose piercing and removed so much snot that it’s like i’m breathing through my nose for the first time. very satisfied

@nano@yiff.life but i need that much ram for useful features like…telemetry!

re: lewd 

@Foxdodge well now i’m thinking about shouting C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER next time i cum

re: selfie 

@riley no, u just look hot. all the time. in everything. <3

@doot@glitterkitten.co.uk this might be the worst thing i’ve ever posted

@doot@glitterkitten.co.uk SCP - sexually consenting pasta

If you hate Windows, simply switch to Linux so you can hate Linux instead

ok ok /technically/ i need a new access point but y’all know wtf i mean

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lul my network so trash. tried to connect and computer literally froze. i need a new router smh

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