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re: nsfw, nude, boobs 

@ghostlyash and all it cost was losing the game…

holy shit i just realized i can filter all the stuff that makes me feel bad on here. i know that’s literally the point of filters but it never occurred to me

@ghostlyash fuck. i’m sorry friendo <3

imma call that franklin the turtle lookin ass senator y’all got and have him speed yours up

re: lewd, feet 

@maple@toot.site BIG W! let’s go team! :3

re: lewd lyrics 

@ghostlyash dammit ash

now i’m gonna be singing this all day

re: lewd, keysmash 

@maple@toot.site yeah?? i want a full report on my desk by monday :p

@ghostlyash are nerds also acceptable? because i definitely fit that category lol

@ghostlyash hey friend! overjoyed that you’re back! :D

you can has storm cuddles with my kitty if you want <3

Customer: STEAMED HAMS IS WHAT I CALL HAMBURGERS. IT'S A REGIONAL DIALECT.
DMV: YOU CALL THEM STEAMED HAMS DESPITE THE FACT THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY GRILLED?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

@vantablack long term relationships that are stable over years if not decades?? seems fake

re: negative 

@vantablack sorry to hear you’re having a tough time friend. for what it’s worth, i’m very close to that feeling myself. sending vibes your wayyyyyy <3

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