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@graay the way my first thought was “top left in the streets, bottom right in the sheets” 😂

The cool thing about #programming is that if you start out looking like the bottom left, on your 35th birthday the devil shows up and asks, “which way, western man?” and forces you to pick one of the other three.

queer anarchists when they find out there is a body part that is pro-state

"I must smash it"

transphobia 

weeeeeeeeee coworkers being mad transphobic and intentionally misgendering and deadnaming people 🙃

damn, bitches really be waking up wanting to be nonverbal

it’s me, i’m bitches

@sugar such a good switch cisco is suing for patent infringement

@ghostlyash i don’t mean to doubt you but i don’t believe you’re gonna pull off the plat.

not a your thing, im just not convinced it’s actually humanly possible

game too damn big smh

I keep randomly finding out that a whole bunch of my fedi friends are plural and like damn, y'all even like your minds decentralised, huh?

@Ninji ngl…that’s a pretty bad bit to be known for…just like this segue to our sponsor!

lul

just saw a user with the last name garlock

read it as girlcock

you’ve ruined me fedi <3

@ghostlyash can confirm. she done read the books abcs everything like some kind of NERD

re: gender milestone in case that selfie didn't make it obvious 

@vantablack booba 👍

emotions, possibly negative brain stuff 

man, that empty feeling after a period of intense emotion is fucking weird huh?

coming down off of probably the angriest i’ve ever been in my life. hope fedi is having a good evening tho <3

this is a haiku
they don't have to rhyme karen
jesus fucking christ

damn, valve must be really slow at software development if it took this long to get from 1.6 to 2.0

re: lewd, butt cheeks, bowsette cosplay 

@ghostlyash good GAWD 🥵

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