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really wish my alarm was feet in my face tbh

re: drugs and also sex 

@elagabalus@hellsite.site per your profile, i’m sorry if this qualifies as overly familiar :3

re: drugs and also sex 

@elagabalus@hellsite.site omw lol

@lewdly@toot.site counteroffer: the gays on fedi regular hunt you

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw hey, you never have to apologize! “having it together” is a fucking myth. you’re amazing and we love you and that’s just all there is to it :)

mh- 

really fucking struggling. probably gonna go dark for a while.

one of those mornings where i wake up early and accidentally fall back asleep and now i’m late for work

oops

@alice i'm glad you enjoyed. that was my single good reply for the whole year. back to being a goblin now

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw i'm sorry you're having issues but this is damn near a god tier shitpost lmao

if you’re mad about coast guard guy’s comments about “the taxpayers” having to foot the bill for the search:

1. the money to pay the personnel would’ve been spent anyway (fair play about the cost of activating the equipment though)

2. i promise this is not the dumbest thing the government has spent money on this year, maybe not even this WEEK

*beatles voice*

WE ALL DIED IN A CRUSHED UP SUBMARINE

lewd 

which one of you cuties wants to let me cum on your soles? :3

re: negative 

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw no need to respond, just know i’m sending lots of love your way <3

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