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holy shit

just hearing about lk-99 and it’s alleged superconducting properties. if this is real…

just popped some melatonin. should i start a hoyoverse game and see if i can clear the tutorial before it kicks in?

complaining about coworkers 

ah yes, pro-cop racist trump supporting coworker please tell me more about how mental health is a liberal conspiracy to take away your guns before yelling for 20 minutes about how you hope you get carjacked so you can run over “some crackhead” repeatedly

shut up and go to therapy jfc

@ghostlyash@cutie.city want me to come hold your hand? :3

@ghostlyash@cutie.city but you're the best part of my timeline :blobsad:

re: lewd, nsfw 

@ghostlyash@cutie.city *shoves lovingly*

@nano@yiff.life can nordvpn secure ME that way instead? maybe then i’ll consider subbing

@nano@yiff.life i hate vpn ads so much because apparently the can just literally say anything

“nordvpn cured my cancer!!!!!1!1!111!”

re: outdoor, murrsuiting, nsfw 

@dalite maybe i can tame one ;)

re: outdoor, murrsuiting, nsfw 

@dalite now i wanna go to switzerland… :p

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw AYOOOO YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH MERRY BORNMASSSSSS <333

@itzzenxx@mstdn.plus.st yes! that’s the sound it would make!

ok i’ll see myself out now lol

@itzzenxx@mstdn.plus.st lol plma

“pull ma” finger

re: lewd silly shitpost 

@itzzenxx@mstdn.plus.st pog moment

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