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@hq @TechnicallyGames

deeply appreciated friend! was literally just looking for a good getting started point :)

Cars are stupid. Yes even your really cool one. Fuck cars.

@DixyRae ngl, read this as “cats” and was ready to fight you

@graay the way my first thought was “top left in the streets, bottom right in the sheets” 😂

The cool thing about #programming is that if you start out looking like the bottom left, on your 35th birthday the devil shows up and asks, “which way, western man?” and forces you to pick one of the other three.

queer anarchists when they find out there is a body part that is pro-state

"I must smash it"

transphobia 

weeeeeeeeee coworkers being mad transphobic and intentionally misgendering and deadnaming people 🙃

damn, bitches really be waking up wanting to be nonverbal

it’s me, i’m bitches

@sugar such a good switch cisco is suing for patent infringement

@ghostlyash i don’t mean to doubt you but i don’t believe you’re gonna pull off the plat.

not a your thing, im just not convinced it’s actually humanly possible

game too damn big smh

@Ninji ngl…that’s a pretty bad bit to be known for…just like this segue to our sponsor!

lul

just saw a user with the last name garlock

read it as girlcock

you’ve ruined me fedi <3

@ghostlyash can confirm. she done read the books abcs everything like some kind of NERD

re: gender milestone in case that selfie didn't make it obvious 

@vantablack booba 👍

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