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re: Feetkink lewd tmi 

@Anzeliane one of us one of us one of us

re: lewd, booty cheeks, panties 

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw it IS lunch time 🤔🤔

The bourgeois love Facebook with their whole hearts and asking them not to is like asking a mouse to not love cheese.

Years ago it came out that Facebook was literally doing forbidden experiments on children, testing what memes made them depressed and gave them eating disorders and made them suicidal. On children. And this was met with a collective shrug.

This is why you block a Facebook instance. These are the friends you will miss out on.

the satisfaction of feeling my cat laying on me in bed :333

@tilton i have never in my life considered this topic. what laws could there be? import/export stuff? taxes?

re: lewd 

waking up would be easier

maybe not getting out of bed though…🤔🤔

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lewd 

really wish my alarm was feet in my face tbh

re: drugs and also sex 

@elagabalus@hellsite.site per your profile, i’m sorry if this qualifies as overly familiar :3

re: drugs and also sex 

@elagabalus@hellsite.site omw lol

@lewdly@toot.site counteroffer: the gays on fedi regular hunt you

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw hey, you never have to apologize! “having it together” is a fucking myth. you’re amazing and we love you and that’s just all there is to it :)

mh- 

really fucking struggling. probably gonna go dark for a while.

one of those mornings where i wake up early and accidentally fall back asleep and now i’m late for work

oops

@alice i'm glad you enjoyed. that was my single good reply for the whole year. back to being a goblin now

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw i'm sorry you're having issues but this is damn near a god tier shitpost lmao

if you’re mad about coast guard guy’s comments about “the taxpayers” having to foot the bill for the search:

1. the money to pay the personnel would’ve been spent anyway (fair play about the cost of activating the equipment though)

2. i promise this is not the dumbest thing the government has spent money on this year, maybe not even this WEEK

*beatles voice*

WE ALL DIED IN A CRUSHED UP SUBMARINE

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