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@nano@yiff.life an inch and a half makes all the difference sometimes owo

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw ok, i’ll stop with this joke now before it gets old. steal something trivial but inconvenient like the handles on the toilets

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw steal that fuckin frog superman i need it

@itzzenxx@mstdn.plus.st this is why it’s important to have an experienced top

they can get past the tamper sensors

re: selfie, not lewd but bikini so it shows skin 

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw HELLO???? IM IN LOVE OMG

@itzzenxx@mstdn.plus.st how tf did the format lose then? that’s a recipe for success!

bruh idk if it’s incidental or not but my roomba has gotten SO MUCH worse since amazon bought the company. looks like i’m buying a shark or something when i get the money

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw if you like fallout new vegas, it’s similar but in space

i’m not saying that if you like kevin mitnick we won’t get along

i’m just saying that the most charitable interpretation of my experience indicates if you idolize kevin mitnick, i probably won’t want to be your friend and if you’d bully kevin mitnick, i probably will

v lewd & horny 

somebody pls

lemme smash while i lick your feet

@doot@glitterkitten.co.uk interesting idea. maybe you should talk about it further on your blog

re: lewdish 

@akai touching will continue until morale improves?

oh right. long weekend. which means it’s time for the shittiest takes from my coworkers

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