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what did the substitute grave digger say to the cemetery groundskeeper? 

@sugar omg booooooo <3

doing better now. was just deeply frustrated by my fathers condition

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mh-, really dark, sui, mostly just wanting to shout into the void 

not me thinking about attacking the guy in the office carrying a handgun so i can try to get it and kms

joking about israel/palestine 

giving my friend a quick history lesson to explain what’s happening

negative 

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw that’s not true! your kidneys are worth at least $200k for the pair!

but for real, i’m sorry you’re feeling that way. i love you friend <333

“you can already tell they’re gay just from those names”

that’s not how that works dude. i fuckin hate it here sometimes

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oh good. now we’re doing the “there’s no right answer anymore”

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ahhhh yes coworker

let’s definitely brag about how we ignore the harassment training and “break it everyday”

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw finna set a automatic routine on my phone to remind you every five minutes lol

when you read an ancient parchment magically silencing those around you 

@hannah fuck

well done

when you read an ancient parchment magically silencing those around you 

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@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw you know what they say

happy (demon) wife, happy life

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw sexbox, polystation, (position) switch

i got it aaaaalllll!

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw ehehehe

i’ve got an xbox in my room too so you can play starfield while im otherwise busy. a win win! 😂

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw soooo do i keep you chained up in my dungeon or…?

@Mia this account started as a horny anon alt and quickly just became horny anon main lmao

somebody pls come hold me until the brain demons quiet down

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