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lol should’ve been obvious but i just realized, i definitely shouldn’t open this account while at work

nsfw/horny 

thinking about all the very good cocks out there going unsucked :(

can we pls go back to 2020? i loved staying home all day

random karen: “yeah, that business was always filled with creepy people”

maam those are literally just kids in their 20s wearing black t-shirts and listening to butt rock

vulgar 

@TheIronFox like yes, the route may be different sometimes. it’s literally calculating the shortest route based on real time traffic patterns. i’m sorry you don’t like change but it WILL take you to the right place i promise

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vulgar 

why the FUCK can’t olds just trust and follow gps routes jfc

Sorry I didn't respond to your text, I was trying to figure out how a normal person would respond and then just gave up.

been thinking…

i’m cis but like in a trans way? idfk, shit is messy

nsfw 

css clock? nah, im more interested in css cock

Rant about mean people 

People are mean. Then apologize and give the excuse that they have "things they are dealing with". WE ARE ALL DEALING WITH SHIT. BE NICER. The last thing I need with the shit I am dealing with is for people to be mean to me. I'm so sick of mean people that think it is okay as long as they apologize afterward.

nsfw 

any cuties out there to teach me to bottom? 🥺👉👈

you’ll have to be gentle (at first ;p) it’s my first time

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