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bodily function (possible tmi) 

did a poo and we’re better now! :D

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i have decided i no longer wish to be sentient. i will henceforth be nothing more than a vibing amoeba

literally getting paid to do nothing but learn a new technology. i guess my job is pretty cool sometimes

*to the tune of can’t feel my face*

🎶i can’t feel my mouth when i write this toot

the dentist numbed it

the dentist numbed it🎶

body gross (pretty mild imo but reader beware) 

so this is kinda gross but what’s social media for if not oversharing with strangers?

just cleaned my nose piercing and removed so much snot that it’s like i’m breathing through my nose for the first time. very satisfied

If you hate Windows, simply switch to Linux so you can hate Linux instead

ok ok /technically/ i need a new access point but y’all know wtf i mean

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lul my network so trash. tried to connect and computer literally froze. i need a new router smh

leeeeewwwd 

anybody wanna come over and play video games while i lick their feets? 👉👈

how my brain works: sorry for oversharing with you after weeks of me not telling you anything about myself i’ll be sure to never share any details of my life ever again

it's so cool that we live in a future where we tortured rocks so hard they became smartphones but you tell someone there's more than two genders and suddenly it's the fucking 1400s

god damn. them last of us writers ain’t playing. shit.

ohhhhh work wanna really be on that bullshit today. ok. we can play petty if y’all want.

almost choked to death on a hamburger at lunch if you’re wondering how my monday is going 👍

launching a game and immediately forgetting and getting scared by the sound from the splash screen 👍

maybe i need to reread it now that i’m a bit older but brave new world didn’t seem too bad in high school. all i really remember is heavily medicated people not having bad feels and a bunch of casual sex 🤷​

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