Show newer

lol cat just sprinted across the room and slid into his food bowl flipping it and making a huge mess

i love that little idiot

do we really have to do today? what if we just didn’t and stayed in bed?

shit. left my steam deck in my bedroom but now i’m comfy on the couch. first world problem i know but still

If this page looks better in the app, then you need to stop preventing your web team from doing their job properly.

If, on the other hand, this page extracts more data and achieves more lock-in in the app, please stop lying about your reasons.

i don't want to use websites i want to curl up and sleep in a little basket

bodily function (possible tmi) 

did a poo and we’re better now! :D

Show thread

i have decided i no longer wish to be sentient. i will henceforth be nothing more than a vibing amoeba

literally getting paid to do nothing but learn a new technology. i guess my job is pretty cool sometimes

*to the tune of can’t feel my face*

🎶i can’t feel my mouth when i write this toot

the dentist numbed it

the dentist numbed it🎶

body gross (pretty mild imo but reader beware) 

so this is kinda gross but what’s social media for if not oversharing with strangers?

just cleaned my nose piercing and removed so much snot that it’s like i’m breathing through my nose for the first time. very satisfied

If you hate Windows, simply switch to Linux so you can hate Linux instead

ok ok /technically/ i need a new access point but y’all know wtf i mean

Show thread

lul my network so trash. tried to connect and computer literally froze. i need a new router smh

Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!