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maybe it’s cringe or whatever but fuck it, we embrace the cringe to be free

can’t explain why it took so long or why it just now finally happened but fortnite finally “clicked” for me.

hot take. that’s a fun ass video game yall

the glorious people's dicksucking factory

…oh

i haven’t drank any water today. maybe that’s why i feel like a dying crab

meta? no i can't say i've ever met her before sorry

🎶​haven’t closed my eyes in weeks, put me to sleep🎶​

feets 

i know they’re really basic (and not typical programming socks :p) but i think these socks are really cute :3

getting real tired of this web 2.0 bs, can we just go back to web 1.0?

ok fedi, i’m gonna go try to make a sleep

ni ni <3

topless and pantless male (boxer briefs and socks) 

ok fedi…i’ll give it a try…anybody wanna cuddle me? :3

here’s hoping no one i know stumbles across this and IDs the account lol

kinda insecure…kinda chubby…kinda wanna post lewds…

gross, body functions 

you ever take a shit so big it makes your legs weak?

I just found out that Hey Arnold takes place in Washington, and this has broken reality for me.

holy shit i just realized i can filter all the stuff that makes me feel bad on here. i know that’s literally the point of filters but it never occurred to me

Customer: STEAMED HAMS IS WHAT I CALL HAMBURGERS. IT'S A REGIONAL DIALECT.
DMV: YOU CALL THEM STEAMED HAMS DESPITE THE FACT THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY GRILLED?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!