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waking up would be easier

maybe not getting out of bed though…🤔🤔

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lewd 

really wish my alarm was feet in my face tbh

mh- 

really fucking struggling. probably gonna go dark for a while.

one of those mornings where i wake up early and accidentally fall back asleep and now i’m late for work

oops

if you’re mad about coast guard guy’s comments about “the taxpayers” having to foot the bill for the search:

1. the money to pay the personnel would’ve been spent anyway (fair play about the cost of activating the equipment though)

2. i promise this is not the dumbest thing the government has spent money on this year, maybe not even this WEEK

*beatles voice*

WE ALL DIED IN A CRUSHED UP SUBMARINE

lewd 

which one of you cuties wants to let me cum on your soles? :3

in a way i cant fully explain, i always have incredible amounts of fun playing nintendo games but they can never hold my attention for more than a few play sessions. strange

tf you mean i have to stop referring to every minor inconvenience in my life as homophobic???

seems kinda homophobic ngl

literally have no idea what’s actually happening but unequivocally

FUCK facebook

i cant explain it but it’s somehow homophobic that no one ever made me play doom eternal

shame on y’all lol

drugs, reference to SA and other crimes 

bro it’s wild that there’s still people in the world that legitimately believe that smoking weed will like make you do murder and rape white women

i have a suspicious amount of money in my bank account...

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